Selected Quotes from Dinner
Here's the current quote file... remember to send me any new
ones you overhear! k h a i g h@cs.cmu.edu
It's better to freeze to death than to die.
--- Steve's wife Rachel
Barry: What's really fun is snorkeling with dolphins.
Ian : It must be really hard to breathe through them.
I can't stand those grade-grubbing little bastards.
--- Steve, referring to undergrads
David: We started the meal with bread, and we ended it with bread.
Fritz: I feel like something between brackets.
Kim: ...and if you missed the show, you can get transcripts from NPR.
[National Public Radio]
Ian: How do they know our grades?
Brussels sprouts are little balls of joy.
--- Ian
Put the plates anywhere, except the floor.
--- Sanjiv
[Guess where the plates ended up!]
You're Canadian? I think CMU has a support group for that.
---David
Cowlicks are really amusing things.
---Wes
You shouldn't snarf a horked lychee.
--- Ian
It's a more insidious problem than that-- each lawyer is going to
look for something to do.
--- Ian
Yesterday it was your birthday, but today you're just another organism
competing for food.
-- Ian to Karen as she made moves against his brownies.
Ian: Erik could be a vampire...
Barry: Not only will you become the living dead, you'll also have mono!
What's that Arnold Schwartzenegger movie I always confuse with "Spinal
Tap"? You know, the one with the robots and the future... it's rather
violent...
-- Sanjiv
New video games are like stuffing a whole spoonful of Beluga caviar in your
mouth at one time.
--- Sanjiv.
You don't have to boink in order to snead. Sneading is the conspiracy to
boink.
---Ian
...: What kind of shoes did you buy?
...: Alligator shoes.
Arthur: So you got four of them?
Karen: Have you had an elegant sufficiency?
Barry: Any more would be a reluctant redundancy!
Erik : So, Rob, anything exciting happen over the weekend?
Rob : Just an alien abduction.
Peter: You leave those poor aliens alone!
...: How many pregnancies have you lived through?
Rob: Only one, unless you count my own.
This quote takes on a whole new light in conjunction with the previous one!
Barry: I think that if a tree falls in the forest, it ALWAYS has a sound. They use the star trek transporters and bring someone to the forest to hear it.
Rob: Who, the aliens?
Ari: Yeah, and then they go make the crop circles.
Rob: You've seen them too?
Ari: They live in my fridge.
Katrien: ...Prostitution is legal in Belgium. They would come in as our clients and...
David: Just in exactly what sense were they your clients?
Marni: Human poop. Bad stuff. Don't want that on your food.
Brian: Was that a do or a don't?
Rob: What's the point of being irradiated if you can't read in the dark?
Barry: Pick up chicks?
Rob: Hey, babeeee, I'm guaranteed sterile.
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